Yes, the invasion of horrifying real-life monsters is still going on, and now we've come across a new creature to wriggle into your darkest nightmares: an undersea monstrosity called – wait for it – the “Sarcastic Fringehead.” Oh sure, laugh at the name, but this creature is not so much sarcastic as just really pissed off.
As revealed in the utterly horrifying video below, shot by Jeff Litton of the Channel Islands National Marine Sanctuary with the support of United Global Environmental News Agency, this ferocious predator is aggressively territorial, and when confronted by a rival, puts a lip-lock on them that is anything but romantic.
No evidence has been shown that these beasts are capable of climbing out of the water (unlike this monstrous walking catfish stalking New York's Central Park) to savagely French-kiss unwilling victims, but if I were you I'd exercise caution when swimming in the Channel Islands... unless you like it rough.