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Christmas Tree Spreads Holiday Fear in Hilarious Scare Prank

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When you think about it, Christmas trees are the unsung victims of the holiday season.  Every year, we head out with our axes and saws, cut them down, separate them from their families, and then put their decaying corpses into our living rooms - where we proceed to wrap them in lights and hang weird decorations on them.  Once the 25th has come and gone, and we no longer have a use for them, we toss their bodies onto the curb and wait for the garbage man to haul them away.

Of course, I'm being a little overly dramatic here, but Christmas trees have feelings too, ya know!

This year, thanks to the clever media department of Texas' Kilgore High School (yes, the name of the school is kill-gore), one lucky Christmas tree was given the chance to have a little fun of his own, at the expense of the humans who have for so many years been having fun at the expense of his relatives.

In this fun holiday scare prank, which comes our way courtesy of Break, a student was dressed up as a Christmas tree, which staff members were asked to stand next to, and tell their favorite Christmas memories.  With the cameras rolling, hilarity ensued.

Enjoy a compilation of the best reactions below!


Watch Morphing Masses of Fire Ants in This Creepy Clip

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You've probably heard horror stories about fire ants and their incredibly painful (and sometimes deadly) stings. But a new examination of the physics behind their group behavior will have you convinced that we're totally screwed if these critters get any more organized.
 
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The New York Times reports a very unusual study conducted by scientists at the Georgia Institute of Technology, in which they examined the physical way fire ants group together in different forms to accomplish tasks. They weren't studying their social patterns, but instead looked at the way a giant mass of ants can behave like a solid or liquid, and change into a variety of useful shapes, all depending on the needs of the colony.
 
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The team says this study – the first of its kind – could aid future research in nanotechnology, as these patterns could be applied to micro-robots and self-healing materials. But right now, we're just horrified and fascinated by the way the bugs work together to get things done. Check out the clip below and you'll see what we mean...
 

Monsters Invade Boring Thrift Shop Paintings

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Have you ever been to a thrift shop and seen bland, boring, faded paintings and wonder, "Who buys this crap?" Chris McMahon is the one who buy that crap. He dresses up these blah paintings with monsters, and you know my motto: monsters make anything more interesting.

Enjoy more art and buy prints at Chris' Deviant Art page.

Photoshoppers Turn Horror Movies Into Holiday Movies

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Worth 1000 is one of the most fun websites on the internet, a place where Photoshop masters go to flex their creativity and show off their skills.  Every year for the past seven, the website has been holding a Photoshop competition called (Un)Holiday Movies, where artists are tasked with giving holiday makeovers to the posters of movies that have nothing to do with the holiday season.

Since today is Christmas and all, we thought it'd be fun to show off some of the horror highlights from the past seven years of the (Un)Holiday Movies challenge, so check out a gallery of our favorites below, and then see many more over on Worth 1000!

American Psycho

Re-Animator

The Exorcist

The Ring

I Know What You Did Last Summer

A Nightmare on Elm Street

28 Days Later

The Last Exorcism

Snakes on a Plane

Paranormal Activity

The Grudge

Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Salem's Lot

Creepshow

This Collection of Scary Snowmen Images Will Haunt Your Winter

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I have lived in Los Angeles my whole life. We don't have snow. I have never built a snowman, thrown a snowball, or made a snow angel. Visits to the East Coast in November have always yielded "unseasonably warm weather" - and no snow. It was only earlier this year that I ever saw real snow fall from the sky. So I know nothing of snowmen aside from what I see on TV: three huge snowballs on top of each other, with coal eyes, a carrot nose, and a top hat. But apparently people get rather creative with their snowmen, and the glory of the internet has shown me some delightfully scary snowmen. I am taking notes in case I ever, one day, find myself in a few feet of snow.

Vintage Recipe Teaches You How to Make Boris Karloff's Alcohol-Infused Guacamole

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Boris Karloff Guacamole

Is there any appetizer on this Earth that is better than guacamole?  Because if there is, I've yet to find it.  If you're looking for the perfect recipe to spice up your New Year's Eve celebration, then we've got ya covered!

Though Vincent Price is no doubt the reigning king of the horror cooks, releasing several cookbooks and even starring in his own cooking show, Boris Karloff also had a flair for fine foods, as seen in this vintage newspaper article that we spotted over on the website Dangerous Minds.

"Mexican food is a favorite of this veteran actor," says the article, which then segues into a unique guacamole recipe straight from Karloff's kitchen.  Though most of the ingredients are those typically found listed off in such recipes, like tomatoes and onions, Karloff's twist on the Mexican dip is the addition of two teaspoons of Sherry, kicking the world's best appetizer up a notch.  Best of all, it's green... just like Frankenstein's monster!

If you whip up a batch of Karloff's guac, be sure to leave us a comment below and let us know how it turned out!

Video Game Deaths Depicted in Edward Gorey's 'Gashlycrumb Tinies' Style

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Game Over Tinies

Long before The ABCs of Death came around, the late Edward Gorey told 26 short tales of alphabet-related deaths with the book The Gashlycrumb Tinies, originally published way back in 1963.  The morbid book, which is a part of my personal collection, features black and white drawings that depict the demises of 26 different children, along with short rhymes that tell the stories of how they met their end.  'E is for Ernest, who choked on a peach,' reads one page.  'F is for Fanny, sucked dry by a leech,' reads the next.

Over on the website Brental Floss, Gorey's unique style was recently used as the inspiration for a pretty awesome art project, comprised of 26 illustrations that depict the deaths of popular video game characters.  The Gorey-style drawings show the demises of beloved characters like Mario, Zelda and Earthworm Jim, and putting them all together creates a video game-themed version of The Gashlycrumb Tinies.

Check out some of our favorites below and see all 26 'Game Over Tinies' by heading over to Brental Floss!


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Mummy-Filled Crypt Unearthed in Sudan

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Located in modern-day Sudan, Old Dongola was once the capital of Makuria, a Christian kingdom that was established in the 4th century and collapsed in the 14th.  A Polish excavation of the medieval kingdom's capital has been going on since 1993, when archaelogists uncovered a crypt that has only in more recent years been explored and documented.  A true tale from the crypt, it has wound up revealing.

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As reported by The Huffington Post, seven naturally mummified male bodies were found in the crypt along with hundreds of inscriptions on the walls.  The mummies range in age but none of them is younger than 40, and one of the bodies is believed to be that of Archbishop Georgios, who is thought to be the kingdom's most powerful religious leader.

As for the inscriptions, researchers believe they were hand-written on the walls to protect the deceased against evil powers, and they include excerpts from the Bible as well as a strange prayer from the Virgin Mary, wherein death appears to her "in the form of a rooster."

Written in Greek and Sahidic Coptic, the inscriptions are still in the process of being documented, and the plan is for a complete record of the texts to someday be detailed in a book.

Other crypts were discovered in the same monestary, but only this one had the unique writings on the walls.


Photographer and Cosplayer Recreate Iconic Horror Movie Moments

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Callie Cosplay Friday the 13th

Leah Burroughs is a cosplayer.  David Love is a photographer.  They both love horror movies, they're both really good at what they do, and they both live in Florida.  A match made in horror heaven?  To say the very least!

Burroughs, who goes under the name Callie Cosplay, recently got in touch with Love about doing a Carrie-themed photoshoot together, which inspired the photographer to dream even bigger.  "By the time she arrived at my house/studio," Love explained on the website Popcorn Horror, "I wanted to do every awesome scary movie ever, in time for Halloween."

And so Burroughs and Love headed out to a local costume shop, scooped up oodles of props, and got to work turning the home studio into the sets of various different horror movies, and Burroughs into the likes of Laurie Strode, Nancy Thompson and even The Ring's Sadako/Samara.

In only one evening, and with store-bought supplies as well as items found lying around the house, the cosplayer and the photographer created an impressive series of photographs, which are both sexy and screen-accurate.  Check a few of the photos below, and see them all over on Popcorn Horror!

Scream cosplay

Nightmare on Elm Street cosplay

Carrie cosplay

The Ring cosplay

X-Files cosplay

These Grisly Ceramic Figurines Depict Not-So-Precious Moments

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The most frequent subjects for the ceramic figurines of Danish artist Maria Rubinke are sweet, cherubic little children – the kind you've seen rendered thousands of times in more benign forms. But there's nothing innocent about these twisted tots, who frequently engage in horrific acts of self-mutilation.
 
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Rubinke's glazed white subjects are often depicted smiling vacantly as they tear themselves open, resulting in shocking bursts of red: eyes are plucked out, limbs sawed off, flesh peels away and brains are exposed.
 
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While the artist's official site is still in the works, you can see many more shocking examples like these at her Facebook page.

Massive Whale Dwarfs Boat in Frightening Photograph

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Just when you thought it was safe to go whale-watching...

Though the image you see above looks like the work of someone with Photoshop and a whole lot of time on their hands, it's actually a real photograph... of a real boat... and a real whale.  Justin Hofman is a wildlife photographer who was snapping photos in Argentina recently, reports The Huffington Post, at the very same time that a small boat was escorting a group of whale-watchers around the waters off the coast of the Valdes Peninsula.  What the whale-watchers didn't realize, and what Hofman captured with his camera, is that a massive 50-foot Southern right whale was as interested in human-watching as they were in whale-watching.

The well-timed photograph is without question one of the most amazing (and terrifying) images snapped all year, and you can see even more up close and personal shots Hofman took of the big momma over on UK's Mirror News.

And that, right there, is why I only get wet when I take a shower or go for a swim in a pool!

JournalStone: New Kid on the Page – An Interview with Christopher C. Payne (Part 1)

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JournalStone Publishing has become something of a show-off in horror publishing since their inception. Signing up some big names and purchasing one of the dominant literary magazines in the genre has put them in the spotlight. But where did they come from? What is the background of this company? I sat down with owner Christopher C. Payne recently at Dark Delicacies to talk about the new kid on the horror block.
 
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FEARnet: How did you get into the whole publishing end of things?
 
CHRISTOPHER C. PAYNE: It's a long story. It started out as a mid-life crisis. I went through a divorce and I got into writing. I don't think I was that good as a writer.
 
Short Stories? Books?
 
Books. Just went straight into books. Then went into self-publishing and thought that it was more of a scam than anything. I decided I could figure out a way to do it myself (publish, not scam). So I started looking into the process of what it took to publish and what it took to get a cover artist.
 
Had you been published in your writing?
 
Self-published. I spent a fortune as it happens with self-publishing as there are a lot of scam companies out there. I spent a few thousand dollars and thought, "God, this is ridiculous." I ended up with a poorly edited, poorly presented book. So I thought there has to be a better way to do it. So I looked into doing it originally for my own stuff.
 
This was how long ago?
 
This was 2010. So we published our first book from an author other than myself.
 
Who was "we"?
 
This was under the name of JournalStone. So when I say "we," I actually mean me in April 2011. So we've been going a little more than two years at this point. 
 
How did you choose that first author and who was it?
 
We did a short story contest to kind of get to meet authors. We put together an anthology. Out of that anthology I got to know a couple of those authors and I published one in April. That was Anastasia Savage. It was a good book.
 
How did you market it?
 
I didn't. So it's like everything I've done in this entire trip is that I was learning as I went. I didn't know a lot about marketing. I didn't know a lot about reviews. I didn't know anything about the Horror Writer's Association. I went to my first HWA event in 2011 and that was the one in New York. Didn't know anybody. Just kind of fell into it. I went there and it was a great group. I met a lot of good people and they were very helpful. It's just been a getting-to-know-people thing, figuring things out. I have to say that the thing that people have said to me is that they like the passion and excitement I bring because I love books, in general. I just love this whole industry. The feedback I get is that they want to see me succeed.
 
Well, if you succeed it helps the writers succeed because it gives them another outlet.
 
But these are the people like the people at Publishers Weekly and the publisher of Library Journal, Ian Singer. I tried to figure out how to get reviews and looked into doing some advertising with Library Journal and Publishers Weekly and got to know some people there. I went out to dinner one time with a salesperson from Library Journal and met the publisher. I went to an event in Seattle for the American Library Association and met the publisher for Publishers Weekly. It's just through things like that. Like the covers. When I looked at the cover stock we used to have and kind of the direction we were going it was the publisher for Publishers Weekly who took me over to a large publishing house to meet their marketing team. They were sitting around a table and we threw down a couple of my books as examples. So I got to know some people there. It kind of snowballs. You get to meet this person and then you meet like a Jonathan Maberry and you pitch him and idea. He says, "That's great. Who are you?" He's such a nice guy anyway. So he talks to anybody and everyone.
 
Have you changed your idea of what you want to publish since you've started this?
 
Not the type, necessarily, but it is definitely slanted more towards horror than I would have thought. I originally thought it would be much more of a mix with science fiction and fantasy. I love horror and probably lean towards that anyway.
 
Is that what you wrote when you wrote?
 
Yes. I had anticipated that the publishing though would be much more evenly mixed. I think part of it is the HWA being so open and me getting to meet so many people.
 
Have you gone to a World Fantasy convention?
 
I haven't, but I plan on it.
 
That may end up making your mix change again?
 
It could. But the thing with the Science Fiction & Fantasy Writers Association. They are very much like... you can't be a recognized publisher unless you give your writers a minimum $2000 advance for their book. You can't.... Well, they have these rules that I personally disagree with. I like giving authors who haven't had an opportunity to be published an opportunity to be published as well. But in the end that might not be an author I can give a $2000 advance to.
 
Exactly, because it is still a business.
 
It's still a business. You've got to have a mix. So it is interesting when you look at 2011, every author was brand new and nobody had ever heard of them. Nobody had ever heard of us. Then you look at 2012 and what we did. We had a couple of authors that were a little more well-known, but still a lot of new authors. 
 
 
In the 2nd half of our interview, we'll discuss both Hellnotes and Dark Discoveries Magazine.
 

Del Howison is a journalist, writer and Bram Stoker Award-winning editor. He is also the co-founder and owner of Dark Delicacies, “The Home of Horror,” in Burbank, CA. He can be reached at Del@darkdel.com.

 

This Mirror Digitally Morphs Your Face Into a Grinning Nightmare

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The designer of this morphing mirror claims it can cheer people up... but frankly, it's making us feel really uncomfortable.
 
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Image: Slate.com
 
Originally developed as a virtual reality tool, the “mirror” is actually a computer-controlled camera and monitor combination. It captures a real-time high resolution image of the subject, which is then digitally altered to put an artificial smile on their face. 
 
The whole concept sounds kinda creepy to begin with, but it's even more unsettling when you watch it in action... as you'll see in this video from Slate.com:
 

 

This Tower in Serbia is Made of Human Skulls

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During the Battle of Čegar in 1809, several hundred Serbian revolutionaries blew themselves up rather than surrender to the Turkish army. Later, near the site of the battle in the city of Niš, the Turks constructed a ten-foot-tall tower embedded with the skulls of 952 fallen Serbs.
 
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The Serbian heads were originally in the possession of Sultan Mahmud II, leader of the Ottoman empire, but were sent back to Niš for construction of the tower. Structures like this were often built to intimidate the Turks' enemies, and this one was designed to discourage further rebellion against the Sultan's rule.
 
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Photo: Kulmalukko via Wikivoyage WTS
 
When the Serbs finally retook Niš in 1878, they built a chapel around Ćele-kula (Skull) Tower, and today it's a popular tourist attraction... but the structure now contains only 54 of the original skulls. Many were reclaimed by the soldiers' families, while others were stolen as souvenirs. The glass-encased skull shown below is believed to be that of Stevan Sinđelić, leader of the doomed revolutionaries.
 
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Photo: Pudelek via Wikimedia Commons

We Speak to the Writer of That Creepy Viral Child's Diary, 'Little Pink Backpack'

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A few weeks ago, we ran a story about a little girl's journal in which she described her new best friend, Lisa. While the little girl didn't know any better, you and I knew she was talking about a ghost. It was a chilling story that was too good (or too scary) to be true, so I wanted to look for the truth.

And I found it.

The story, which the internet has affectionately been dubbed "Little Pink Backpack" is not, in fact, real. It was an art piece that was created by Harmony Schreiner, an artist who also makes and sells jewelry, writes music, plays guitar, and writes books. She fills us in on the story of "Little Pink Backpack."

 

When I first wrote the story, it wasn't called "Little Pink Backpack," and actually, I didn't originally intend for it to be seen by anyone else. I was looking around the store one day, bored, when I came across this preschool notebook like we always had in elementary school. Being a huge fan of dark and creepy things, I started thinking "What's the creepiest thing I could do with this?" So I bought it (along with a package of 96 crayons), brought it home, and went to work. Originally, I had intended to draw a series of "family outing" pictures with a sick twist (for example; "Family Vacation!" - with a picture of the parents pulling out of the driveway and leaving the child in a burning house). But I thought that might be a bit much, so instead, I decided maybe a story written as a child's journal with an imaginary friend who was, to adults, not so imaginary. 
 
I was 19 when I wrote it, so this was about six years ago. It wasn't until a couple years later that I found the notebook again while going through some of my things I'd left at my mom's house when I moved out. Someone convinced me to upload it to the paranormal board of 4chan. I was kind of apprehensive to do, since the people who spend time on that website are... questionable, at best. But I ended up doing it (uploading it to my DeviantART the same night). All I said was something to the effect of "Never pick up a random pink backpack that you find in an abandoned alley." The response I got from that alone was enough to satisfy me. So many people believed it was real, and those who didn't were quickly attacked by the crowd of believers. 
 
The first time I ever heard anything about it after the 4chan debut was maybe a year or two later. A friend of mine saw it floating around Tumblr and linked me to it. I was so surprised at how many reblogs it had gotten. I spent a good hour just reading through all the comments, and so many people were terrified by it, saying they'd be having a difficult time getting to sleep, or that they were worried for their own children. Since then, it's been on 9gag, Reddit, Imgur, and now FEARnet, and I'm constantly getting questions from people asking me if it's real. My general answer to that so far has been: "believe what you want to believe." There are some people who want to believe that it's real; to believe that there is something out there bigger than what we have come to understand, and even if my story is just a work of fiction, who am I to crush their hopes? There are also those who want some kind of reassurance that it is indeed a work of fiction, presumably to help ease their minds and let them sleep at night. Since I have no way of knowing which people are which, I've always just told them to believe what they choose. There have been a couple of instances where there was simply no doubt whatsoever, and the inquiries were about me and how I am doing/coping after what I "went through" as a child. For those people, I simply reassured them that I am doing just fine and that I am healthy and happy.
 
For more info on Harmony and her art, check out her website, Leviviridae.com

FEARnet Movie Review: 'Open Grave'

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By now you're probably familiar with the "injured guy wakes up in a terrible place and struggles to figure out how he got there" horror film premise. Probably best known from Saw (Part 1, from way back in 2004), it's a clever storytelling gimmick that can (in theory) jam the viewer right into the horror with the central character. We get to discover clues as the lost, unhappy protagonist does, and this gives the viewer a vested interest in seeing how things turn out. Opening a thriller on an immediate mystery can help a movie find its feet in Act I -- or it can make a film's opening moments feel like a dreary and uneventful slog.

 
Fortunately the gritty new indie thriller Open Grave does have some decent payoffs for those who are interested in playing along (and are willing to contend with a few slow spots in the movie's mid-section) will find some novelty here. It doesn't hurt that the star of Open Grave is the always intriguing South African actor Sharlto Copley, who is considerably more sedate here than he's been in flicks like The A-Team and Elysium. Mr. Copley is fun when he runs a little wild, but he's good at playing a mild-mannered and clueless victim for a good percentage of Open Grave.
 
Chris and Eddie Borry's screenplay evokes some of the more familiar themes found in this type of story (Who am I? How did I get here? Can I trust anyone? Oh, and why am I half-buried in a pit filled with rotting corpses?!?!) but it also gets some mileage out of basic stalk, chase, escape, and fight material. Open Grave is not exactly a plot-heavy affair, so let's just say that after making his escape from the mass grave, our hero(?) discovers some very angry people close by. And these people think he's dead.
 
A marked improvement over Gonzalo Lopez-Gallego's previous film (that'd be the ill-fated Apollo 18), Open Grave works mainly because of Copley's compelling performance, but there'a also some solid support from Erin Richards and Thomas Kretschmann, a rough and sometimes gruesome demeanor, and even a few mild (if unpleasant) surprises along the way. Open Grave might not be the most unique horror film you'll see this year, but come on: how many unique horror films do you see each year, anyway?

Amazing Video Shows Bizarre Beached Sea Creature

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We've all heard of the dreaded Portuguese man-of-war, which can deliver deadly stings with its highly venomous tentacles.  But what exactly is it?  And what do they really look like?  The answers to both questions may surprise and terrify you!

Oftentimes incorrectly identified as a jellyfish, the bizarre Portuguese man-of-war is actually a siphonophore, which is essentially the scientific way of saying it's a hybrid mutant.  Though siphonophores look to be a single animal, they're actually comprised of several different living things, and the man-of-war is made up of four individual organisms.  The different parts work together to form the strange looking blob, and allow it to eat, swim and reproduce.

Though man-of-wars are of course typically found in the water, where it's hard to see exactly what they look like, an incredible video was just uploaded to YouTube of a beached man-of-war in Brazil, which shows off the creature in all its colorful glory.  You've never seen anything like this little guy before, I can be pretty sure of that!

Check out the amazing video below, which comes to us courtesy of The Huffington Post.

The Nightmarish Paintings of Murdered Polish Artist Zdzislaw Beksinski

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Unless you're an art connoisseur, you've probably never heard the name Zdzislaw Beksinski.  A Polish artist that started out as a sculptor and photographer, Beksinski eventually developed a passion for painting, and oftentimes created his paintings using oil paints on hardboard panels.  Though his work has been described as 'Baroque' and 'Gothic,' the words nightmarish and hellish also come to mind, when you look at his stunning oil paintings.

The late 1960s through mid-1980s marked Beksinksi's self-proclaimed 'fantastic period,' wherein he aimed to "paint in such a manner as if I were photographing dreams."  Nightmares is more like it, as the pieces in Beksinski's 'fantastic period' depict highly detailed and incredibly hellish landscapes, rife with imagery that's plucked straight out of the worst nightmares of someone who has really really bad nightmares.

Unfortunately, Beksinski was murdered in 2005, at the age of 75, after refusing to loan $100 to his caretaker's teenage son.  It was the brutal end to a tragic story for the artist, which began when his wife died in 1998, and his son committed suicide in 1999.

Check out a handful of Beksinski's incredible paintings below, which we spotted over on Lazer Horse, and head over to the Dmochowski Gallery for a virtual gallery tour of all of his work.

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Zdzislaw Beksinski

Is This Dollhouse Furniture Upholstered with Human Skin?

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These tiny tables and chairs by UK artist Jessica Harrison can fit in your hand... that is, if you're not too creeped out to pick them up.
 
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The pieces in this 2009 art series, appropriately titled “Handheld,” look like they're made from human skin and hair. But in reality, they're modeled from materials like silicone, with textures and colors based on the artist's own hands. The photographed result becomes a creepy fusion of art and artist.
 
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The series of dollhouse-sized models is just one of many macabre creations from Harrison, whose other works include a self-portrait from teeth and bones, and a collection of vintage-style porcelain figurines depicted in various states of graphic self-mutilation.
 
Check out more of Harrison's work at her official site.

Overlooking 2014: Stephen King in the New Year

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With 2013 almost behind us, it’s time to start looking forward to the future. By this time last year, Stephen King had announced two new novels for 2013 – Joyland and Doctor Sleep– but we ended up with so much more: The Dark Man, Hard Listening,“Afterlife,” “Summer Thunder,” plus surprises like an unfinished manuscript surfacing and King’s earliest fiction sale, “The Glass Floor,” being reprinted by Cemetery Dance. What’s in store for 2014?
 
We’re in the same position we were in last year: two new books announced, and not much more. Still, 2014 looks to be unique in every sense of the word: for the first time since 2011, we have a year without any sequels. However readers felt about The Wind Through the Keyhole or Doctor Sleep, there’s something exciting about going into two new Stephen King novels completely blind. Well, maybe not completely. What do we know about these novels?
 
King first mentioned Mr. Mercedes during a talk at the University of Massachusetts Lowell on December 7th, 2012 – the same appearance at which he first read the short story “Afterlife.” Nearly a year later, he announced plans to release the novel on June 3rd, 2014. It's rare for King to release novels in the summer – before 2013, the last non-series hardcover written under his own name to arrive in the summer was Rose Madder, way back in 1995 – but the unqualified success of this summer's Joyland must have been encouraging. Soon after nailing down the date, King issued a press release and an appropriately grim cover:
 
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In the frigid pre-dawn hours, in a distressed Midwestern city, hundreds of desperate unemployed folks are lined up for a spot at a job fair. Without warning, a lone driver plows through the crowd in a stolen Mercedes, running over the innocent, backing up, and charging again. Eight people are killed; fifteen are wounded. The killer escapes.
 
In another part of town, months later, a retired cop named Bill Hodges is still haunted by the unsolved crime. When he gets a crazed letter from someone who self-identifies as the "perk" and threatens an even more diabolical attack, Hodges wakes up from his depressed and vacant retirement, hell-bent on preventing another tragedy.
 
Brady Hartfield lives with his alcoholic mother in the house where he was born. He loved the feel of death under the wheels of the Mercedes, and he wants that rush again.
 
Only Bill Hodges, with a couple of highly unlikely allies, can apprehend the killer before he strikes again. And they have no time to lose, because Brady’s next mission, if it succeeds, will kill or maim thousands.
 
Mr. Mercedes is a war between good and evil, from the master of suspense whose insight into the mind of this obsessed, insane killer is chilling and unforgettable.
 
A seemingly non-supernatural, straightforward crime novel? Intriguing. While King’s latest splashy bestsellers don’t seem to point toward this sort of work, all one needs to do is look at some of his recent low-profile stories: Blockade Billy, for example, or three of the four novellas in Full Dark, No Stars. Even the light supernatural touches in Joyland were in service to a dark crime story with a deranged killer at its core. It’s fascinating to watch King work his noir out – a little less Clive Barker, a little more Lawrence Block – and to see King challenge expectations while still delivering an exciting story. If Joyland set a precedent, look for Mr. Mercedes to rule next summer’s bestseller charts.  
 
Speaking of Full Dark, No Stars, the upcoming film adaptation of “A Good Marriage” has been completed. Directed by Peter Askin (Trundo, Hedwig and the Angry Inch) and starring Joan Allen, the film is based on a screenplay by King himself. This marks Stephen King’s first produced screenplay since Mick Garris’s Desperation in 2006, and his first theatrically produced screenplay since Mary Lambert’s Pet Sematary, way back in 1989. On December 10th, King tweeted, “Have seen the completed film version of A GOOD MARRIAGE. I thought it was terrific. Of course… I wrote it!”
 
If little is known about Mr. Mercedes, even less is known about Revival– even the release date! While we know this new book is coming in 2014, we don’t know if it’s a fall or a winter book, how long it is, or much about the plot. On July 18th, 2013, King spoke with columnist Colin McEnroe at a benefit for the Mark Twain House in Hartford, Connecticut, and offered the following tidbit:
 
The main character [of Revival] is a kid who learns how to play guitar, and I can relate to this guy because he's not terribly good. He's just good enough to catch on with a number of bands and play for a lot of years. The song that he learns to play first is the song that I learned to play first, which was 'Cherry, Cherry' by Neil Diamond. One of the great rock progressions: E-A-D-A.
 
Other songs to use that particular chord progression: “What I Like About You,” by The Romantics, and “R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A.,” by John Mellencamp, with whom King wrote the play, The Ghost Brothers of Darkland County. Which isn’t to say Revival is a ghost story … but it could be. (And since we’re grasping at straws, the word "Revival" in a rock and roll story immediately brings to mind Credence Clearwater Revival; could that fact hold any bearing on the story? We’ll just have to wait.)
 
Now, just because Mr. Mercedes and Revival are the only two announced books of 2014, that doesn’t mean King has to stop there. In 2013, King released three books (Joyland, Doctor Sleep, and The Dark Man), but The Dark Man was a bit of an under-the-radar title. Chances are slim for a new novel, based on King’s recent output. The last time King had three major books in one year was 2004, with Song of Susannah, The Dark Tower, and Faithful (with Stewart O’Nan); the last time he released three novels in one year was 1996 (The Regulators as Richard Bachman, Desperation, and The Green Mile,); and the last time he released three novels in one year under his own name was 1987 (Misery, The Drawing of the Three, and The Tommyknockers).  
 
While an as-yet unheard-of novel is probably not in the offing, we’re overdue for a short story collection, especially considering all the uncollected work floating out there now. Next year, it will have been eight years since Just After Sunset, plenty of time to accumulate enough new work for a book-length collection. Even without dipping into past, uncollected work, we have a strong list:
 
Morality
Premium Harmony
Herman Wouk Is Still Alive
Ur
Mile 81
The Little Green God of Agony
The Dune
Under the Weather
Throttle (with Joe Hill)
In the Tall Grass (with Joe Hill)
A Face in the Crowd (with Stewart O’Nan)
Afterlife
Summer Thunder
 
If King were interested in including nonfiction, his bestselling Kindle Single “Guns” could make the cut, as could his insightful essay from Hard Listening,“Just a Little Talent.” There’s poetry, too, beyond the recent The Dark Man:“Tommy,” “Mostly Old Men,” and “The Bone Church,” not to mention the obscure 1994 poem, “Dino.” Of course, King spent a lot of 2013 plumbing his past, allowing reprints of “The Glass Floor” – his earliest published story – and “Weeds,” which was later adapted as Creepshow’s “The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verrill.” Throw in the 2012 reprint of “The Crate” (from Shivers VI), and maybe some vintage uncollected work like “Night of the Tiger,” and “Squad D,” and King could emerge with an extremely strong collection.  
 
A lot of 2014 is up in the air, but that’s always been part of the excitement. Some definites, some maybes, and a lot of unknowns. We likely won’t know everything 2014 will bring us until this time next year, but one thing’s for sure: it’s going to be a hell of a journey. 
 

 

Kevin Quigley is an author whose website, CharnelHouseSK.com, is one of the leading online sources for Stephen King news, reviews, and information. He has written several books on Stephen King for Cemetery Dance Publications, including a book on comics and Stephen King, Drawn Into Darkness, as well as Chart of Darkness, Blood In Your Ears, and Stephen King Limited, and he co-wrote the recently released Stephen King Illustrated Movie Trivia Book. His first novel, I’m On Fire, is forthcoming. Find his books at cemeterydance.com.

 

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